Yesterday, Kaden tested out his new bed from IKEA. We bought the Malm model. "Malm" is Swedish for "Jump at all costs." He invited me to join in, and when I declined he became upset. I explained that when a 40-year-old's waist and age begin melding into the same number, it becomes illegal for him to jump on a bed, especially one from IKEA. He got it...albeit a little too quickly.